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dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

mori-ar-ti:

my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me

WoW.

Did you just

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alittlefalloffandom:

"in the factory…"

pocketpadfoot:

consulting-feminist-timelord:

otterymary:

I can’t believe I never noticed this I read these books a dozen times

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Ron

R o n

In french he say “Je peux voir ta lune ?” “Can I see your moon ? ” it means “ass” but in a cute and childhish way, I’m so shocked, the english version is hardcore. 

In Dutch it says “mag ik je hemelse lichaam zien?” Which translates to “can I see your heavenly body?”

English still wins on crudeness.

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lesliebliss:

toxic-ponies:

spookyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE

This is literally me cooking dinner for myself, every night. Sad music, cheap dip and all.

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via misandryad)

   

theashlynwinchester:

*writes smut that accidentally turns into angst* *slams head against wall* I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES

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